now I know the truth

mistyfiedpleiades:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

Wow…

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
George Bernard Shaw (via observando)

So I’m teching for the Dance Concert this week, which is standard cause I’ve been stage managing them for a while. BUT what isn’t standard is that I have a piece with 35 light cues. 35! In 12 minutes. Maybe that’s normal for some people but for someone that usually expects 10-15 for a piece, this was insanity. I’m exhausted.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

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